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The Science Of Selling Yourself Short

The Boy Who Wouldn't Die

Name:
Doctor Professor
Birthdate:
24 December 1982
Schools:
'Don't trust him. There is a sliver of ice in his heart.'

This is the autobiography of a living person, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. This man will be our hero for fate has made him indestructible. I am a Barbarian. I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know. I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control.

"The great tragedy of my life is that in my search for the Holy Grail everyone calls True Love, I see myself as Zorro, a romantic and mysterious highwayman — and the women I desire see me as Porky Pig." - Harlan Ellison

“I decided that my existence would be one of books and silence.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Angel's Game

“Love is so short, forgetting is so long.”
― Pablo Neruda

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - JFK

“The older I grow the more I sense the senseless unfriendly attitude of the world at large.” - Robert E. Howard

"The past is the past, never to be lived again. I don't belong there." - Captain Kirk

"You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't relate to other people, so you fill your life with stuff...I'm just like all these other collector losers." - Seymour. Ghost World

'The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.'- Bob. Lost in Translation

"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx

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